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  • Jan. 1st, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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HERP DERP DERP ...

  • Oct. 25th, 2009 at 3:22 AM
bananas
I got Wii Fit.  It is mad fun!

I'm tired but hungry.  Bad combo.

Catching up on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia then sleeping.  Possibly a tiiiiny snack?  I hope now ...

I love this show.  So so so so much.

"What is it with you guys?  Always touching each others' nipples and putting your balls in each others' mouths ..."

Mah Love deploys on the 2nd.  I am not looking forward to that.

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Dec. 13th, 2008

  • 2:01 AM
my purls
In case anyone is interested ... Im still alive.

--C

CABARET FORTUNE TELLER (meme)

  • Feb. 14th, 2008 at 11:42 AM
nazi cock
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
Chop Suey - System of a Down

How would you describe yourself?
Space Hoes - Dangerdoom

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Look What the Bats Dragged In - Wednesday 13

How do you feel today?
Empty Jar - Coal Chamber

What is your life's purpose?
Slit My Wrists - Murderdolls

What is your motto?
The End - De/Vision

What do your friends think of you?
So What'cha Want - Beastie Boys

What do you think of your parents?
The Elements - Deadsy

What do you think about very often?
Rusty Cage - Johnny Cash

What is 2 + 2?
Monolith - Stone Sour

What do you think of your best friend?
Silvergun Superman - Stone Temple Pilots

What do you think of the person you like?
Harry Truman - Mindless Self Indulgence

What is your life story?
19-2000 (Soulchild Remix) - Gorillaz

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Straight to Video (Combichrist Remix) - Mindless Self Indulgence

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
City Noise - Scarling

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Trash - Korn

What will they play at your funeral?
The Heretic Anthem - Slipknot

What is your hobby/interest?
Hurt - Johnny Cash

What is your biggest fear?
Tomorrow - Silverchair

What is your biggest secret?
Nobody Likes You When You're Dead - Zombina and the Skeletones

What do you think of your friends?
Cold Reader - Stone Sour

What will you post this as?
Cabaret Fortune Teller - Audra

Happy Anti-Relationship Day!

  • Feb. 14th, 2008 at 9:13 AM
toki


MORE! )
big hugs
I'll put these under a cut because I'm not sure how big this will end up.

These are more pics of (and some memorable quotes from) the man I want to marry,

♥Toki Wartooth♥

Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy )


Music Meme!

  • Oct. 22nd, 2007 at 1:53 AM
sarcasm
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1.)Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2.)Put it on shuffle
3.)Press play
4.)For every question, type the song thats playing
5.)When you go to a new question, press the next button
6.)Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool ...

Part 2 )

And I tag for this:  everyone on my friends list who feels like they want to do it!

Sep. 16th, 2007

  • 8:25 PM
hurp durp durp
Snagged from [info]anabella

Meme
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results

1.Multimedia Developer
2.Costume Designer
3.Art Director
4.Website Designer
5.Special Effects Technician
6.Stylist
7.Interior Director
8.Animator
9.Desktop Publisher
10.Potter

After making adjustments for my level of education:

1.

Costume Designer

   

2.

Special Effects Technician

   

3.

Stylist

   

4.

Interior Decorator

   

5.

Animator

   

6.

Desktop Publisher

   

7.

Potter

   

8.

Craftsperson

   

9.

Actor

   

10.

Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator


Also I'm trying to quit smoking and it blows.  Yuck.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 

relationships ...

  • Sep. 13th, 2007 at 10:17 PM
hurp durp durp
Well I'm single for the first time since I was 16.

Thats' right, the P-Witte and I have broken up after 6 years.

I'm upset, but I think this is for the best right now.  It was a mutual decision, and we're going to be friends.

But still ... It feels so odd.

Never, never again, throat spray ...

  • Sep. 7th, 2007 at 2:20 PM
hurp durp durp

Never again, Throat Spray!!

I woke up this morning with a scratchy throat and a cough.

While I was having a cigarette and contemplating the situation, my cousin suggested I try her throat spray.

You know, that red stuff in a pump bottle?

Well. Just the thought of spraying stuff down my throat made me gag, so she volunteered to do the spraying. All I had to do was hold my mouth open. Easy, right? Then she proceeds to squirt this red poison of doom down my throat. It tasted terrible and by the 5th spray I HAD to gag, so I turned my head to do so and she sprayed me in the face with the shit! So now my throat and tongue are pleasantly numb, but so is my lip and the side of my face.

In conclusion: NEVER AGAIN, THROAT SPRAY!

I'm off to have another cigarette and contemplate re-spraying later. 'Cause I may just not hate it as much as I thought.

camera whoring

  • Sep. 4th, 2007 at 9:22 AM
hurp durp durp
Photobucket Album

So yeah.

  • Aug. 24th, 2007 at 7:30 PM
hurp durp durp
I'm kinda homeless right now ... It sucks.

I'm also kinda drunk at the mo' ... It does not suck.

My life is sort of being ripped apart at the seams. 

I'm going to try to get back on antidepressants ASAP.

I just wanted to update and let everyone know I didn't abandon my journal and I'm still among the living.

Hope you all are great.  Have a good weekend.

~Car

The spiders from MARS!

  • Jun. 12th, 2007 at 2:29 PM
Bulma's Dirty Thoughts

Wow, an update!  Here is what has been happening lately:

-moved in with Pat's mom & Pat's sisters, and his mom's fiance
-got a cell phone
-had to put my Onyx to sleep due to kidney failure :(
-had to give away my other cat, Isis
-got a cute new haircut
-have been on an obsessive David Bowie kick
-lost some weight (due to the fact that I walk across town to the library at least twice a week.)
-made a new myspace ( myspace.com/shiny_robot_girl )
-cut myself when I found out we had to move then successfully kept my arm hidden until it healed
-got drunk
- ... got drunk
-......got drunk
-smoked pot with Pat's mother (oh jesus ...)
-went to the Maryland Sheep & Wool festival and had a flippin' BLAST!
-found out Adam Baldwin aka Jayne Cobb was in
Full Metal Jacket
-knitted a womb
-knitted a beer cozy
-knitted Knitty's Quill Lace socks with yarn I bought at the MS&WF
-Am attempting to knit a thong ..........
-knitted a lime green squid and embrioderd him an angry face
-knitted various other things that I can't remember at the moment
-had Driver's Ed & drove with the instructor
-turned 22 on May 7th


Thats all I can think of for right now.  I miss internetland, I'll try to update more often.

X_x
--Car

F-List Cut

  • Mar. 20th, 2007 at 1:25 PM
hurp durp durp
Hello all.

I cut a few people from my friends list that I never talked to or never updated, you know the drill.  I sound hypocritical since I also rarely update or comment myself.

Please don't take it personally, and if you want me to re-add you, just reply to this and I will.  

Have a lovely day.

Aug. 25th, 2006

  • 3:38 PM
hurp durp durp
I'm terribly bored. 

So, ask me a question about each of the following:

- Friends
- Sex
- Music
- Drugs
- Love
- Livejournal

It can be rude, sexual, or confidential.  And I'll answer it no matter what.

Laterrrrrrrrrrr ...

--C